Falling Off Roof Jokes

A man comes by in a boat and says get in get in the religous man replies no i have faith in god he will grant me a miracle later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again.

Falling off roof jokes.

As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. The mexican guy said if i get tacos again tomorrow i will jump off this roof the italian guy said if i get pasta again tomorrow i will jump off this roof the blond haired guy said if i get a bologna cheese sandwich tomorrow i will jump off this roof the next day all three guys looked in their lunch pails. Best latest write joke. I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.

The american said to the irishman. As the officer was writing the ticket the driver noticed that the box he d avoided had been full of nails and tacks. Seconds later a police officer pulled him over for reckless driving. They really raised the roof.

Went to a party with a construction team the other week. Prophets are going through the roof. My mate s chimney sweeping business is going well. Now you try he said to the irishman.

A man was driving on the highway when suddenly he had to swerve to avoid a box falling off the truck front of him. I bet i could jump off this roof land on the awning and bounce back off so he jumped off hit the awning and was soon back on the roof. What is the best way to catch a baby fron falling off the roof with a pitchfork. The topic for this week s one liners and puns is roof jokes.